So far, season 2012/13 is going almost perfectly for Rangers.
Oh sure, it could have started better – that whole liquidation, reformation and banishment to the land of wind and ghosts and terracing fringed by luxuriant hedges probably won’t make for most fans’ favourite chapter in the Bumper Book of Rangers History – but everything since then has just about ticked every box on the Ibrox checklist.
Many of you will now be pointing forcefully at the prominent zero sitting in the Away Wins column next to Rangers’ entry in the Division Three league table, making impatient tutting noises and insisting that perfection is pretty evidently not being achieved – but you would be missing the point of Rangers season. Football is a secondary concern this year. Instead, Rangers are focused on making money.
A football story that is fundamentally about money? How refreshing! Do tell more about this thrilling novelty!
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